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😊: “Pjörk is so beefy, she could beat my meat any time! I’m so jealous of Su, having Pjörk by her side as a fellow meat beater and best friend at all times! She is one strapping young lady who gives intelligence a whole new meaning.

👿: Intelligence? I wouldn’t call her intelligent. Girl literally danced on a freeway because all the shiny lights of the vehicles were “so sensationally sparkly, it gave her disco fever!”

😊: A little insensitive to the plight yes, but sweeter than honey and quirky! And she has the wit and strength to get herself out of a tight spot anytime.

👿: Except for dates…Remember when she straight up knocked that poor guy out, just because she thought he was being attacked by some kind of bug or something? It turned out to be a disgusting mole! She really doesn’t have a clue how to use her clumsy but magnificently sculptured ass right.

😊: Well, would you know how to still survive a dance party on a freeway while explaining the difference between tar and asphalt?

👿: No…

😊: I rest my case.

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Pjörk

The body, the beauty and the brains. Her sole interest is running free and traveling the world.

The most popular girl in Gagtown, and everyone’s wet dream, even though she’s oblivious to it. Her bubbly mindset is directly proportional to her eidetic memory: she’s constantly reading or watching reality tv, retaining random facts that turn helpful at some point.

A true good-hearted girl, always unapologetically happy with the muscles to bench press a Mack truck. Simply put, she is the sunshine everybody wants in their life as a friend.

She cannot wait to gingerly lift the hem of her skirt and zap out of that tiny village to see what the world has in stock for her and her expensive taste. Until then, she’s just going to keep sharing the title of best meat-beater with Su, her ride or die.

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Biodata

Full Name

Pjörk Müller

Gender

Cis woman

Height

1.96 (6'4)

Birthday

September 27, 1996

Zodiac Sign

Libra

Bood Type

A+

Country

The Kingdom of Hulder

Origin

Gagtown

Occupation

Meatbeater

Affiliations

None

Vis Level

Circle V

Vis Level

Circle V

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Attacks

Back-n-Forth

Her hair flips create sonic speed airwaves that can slice through almost anything.

Lasso of Hamper

Her hair turns into a whip, trapping anyone it captures, making it impossible for them to escape.

Dainsleif

Indestructible and razor-sharp hair that can slice through almost anything