The brain behind the cosmetic procedures at the Vagican, Control the Esthetic serves as Pope RiRi’s trusty right hand and best friend. This may come as a surprise, as the woman is ancient.
Even though countless facelifts have removed almost all expressions and wrinkles from her face, she is still subject to many conspiracy theories that she may have been around since pre-impact. Besides having a cosmetic procedure every now and then, CTE stays young at heart by jumping people’s bones a lot, and not just in a surgical kind of way.
The only love in her life is her hideous pet creature The Vulva, created in one of her rather unorthodox, sinister experiments. But don’t worry, it’s quite playful and harmless. Except when the Vulva smells a bear... oh it loves to snack on bears like peanuts.
